Dharmafrog

Dumb As One, I Am

How do you turn a door knob to open a door?

Easy right? Like this!

According to “some” you are suppose to do it like this.

... OR ELSE YOUR SKIN FROM BETWEEN YOUR THUMB AND FIRST FINGER WILL GET CAUGHT IN THE SEAM OF THE DOOR KNOB MAKING YOU CRY IN FRONT OF YOUR KIDS HUSBAND DOG CATS AND WHOEVER ELSE MAY BE AROUND!

So DO open a door like this.

NOT like this.